Zombie Survival Plan

[EvilRandomFerret]

I would like for someone to come up with the plan for the I am legend movie with will smith stars because how would you survive those kind of zombies without following the movie.

Your ability to survive I am Legend is purely a genetic role of the dice. Basically, the virus was airborne. Unless you were immune, which in the book, the character portrayed by Will Smith was the ONLY immune person on Earth, then you wouldn't need a plan. So, there is NO way to survive that zombie infestation.

[NSAN3]

Mk, I have a really long one from when I lived in Kansas City Missouri. Now, I live in Kentucky and that plan is down the poopshoot.

I currently work at walmart so my plan first relies on my being at work when zombies attack.

So heres the scenario:
Part 1: Secure the premises.
In back unloading a truck when, BAM! A few zombies come running through the back door. I immediately scale the bins in back and get on the top (roughly 20 feet of the ground). FIRST IS FIRST - CALL LOVED ONES AND WARN THEM!!!!!!!!! I would call my girl friend cassie and tell her to lock wherever she was at down and go for the high grounds. I would then monkey bar it across the ceiling to the fire doors that seal the back from the front of the store. Close all three, then find whatever and kill whatever zombies are in the warehouse I am in. From there I climb back up and get above the fire door that leads across the back to the seasonal warehouse. I cut through the sheet rock above the fire door and climb through to the ledge on the other side.

Side note: Between the big warehouse and the seasonal warehouse is the managers office, break room and electrical room. So there are no fire doors to block off this area.

After I am on the ledge, I will monkey bar it across the hallway to another ledge over the fire door to the seasonal warehouse. I then cut through that sheet rock, climb through and then close that fire door. Lastly monkey bar it to the second fire door in the seasonal warehouse and the seasonal and big warehouse are on lockdown. Kill the last of the zombies in seasonal and then get into the gun cage (the whole purpose of getting to the seasonal warehouse). After breaking into the gun cage, I will grab 2 or 3 guns and alot of ammo. Then I will exterminate the remaining zombies in the store. After I cleanse the store I lock it all down, stack pallets in front of the front doors and make sure no zombies or survivors can break in(sounds brutal, but I dont feel like getting f'ed over and shot for being nice...).

Part 2: Get my baby!
After getting supplies together and finding a dead person with a nice truck (do this by taking all car keys, climbing on the roof and either pressing buttons to figure out which ones a truck, or saying f it and driving my mustang - not the most zombie proof car - but it is a gt and its pretty beast...) load up whatever vehicle I have and do whatever it takes to reach my girl friend.

Part 3:Supply UP
We live in kentucky, on a daily basis I see about 30 massive trucks that would destroy a group of zombies. So before heading back to walmart I would find a bad mamajama truck. We then go back to walmart, I would have left a very non obvious way to get back in, and then load our truck up with essentials and some.

Part 4: GO NORTH
My philosophy is: Zombies are non-living creatures, which means not cold blooded or warm blooded. If you get to Nunavut, Canada(most northern/unpopulated territory) any zombie there is almost certain to freeze.
Follow my atlas that has back roads highlighted all the way to Thompson, Manitoba, Canada. The largest town I pass from Morehead, Kentucky to Thompson, Manitoba is 12,000. Except for Winnepeg, Manitoba. But lets just say that well go offroading on that part of the adventure.

Part 5: Fortify and Set in.
Find a desolate place, drop off the equipment, book it back to the closest town and get all the plywood and 2x4s I can and a rope ladder. Totally block off the bottom floor and then hook a rope ladder at the top floor. Just in case some ever do come...

And thats it, wait a few months and then head back for the final cleanse of the world...lol
GOOD LUCK NOOBS!

[NSAN3]

Your ability to survive I am Legend is purely a genetic role of the dice. Basically, the virus was airborne. Unless you were immune, which in the book, the character portrayed by Will Smith was the ONLY immune person on Earth, then you wouldn't need a plan. So, there is NO way to survive that zombie infestation.

Actually he wasnt the only one who was immune, its just all the other people that were immune were eaten by the zombie nightstalker things.

[GloriousBastard]

Guns and a machete /end plan

Hahahahaha the truth that there is no better plan that the one that you have said your, I also would add a shotgun hehehehe xD PD: I sign with you the day that we have an invasion of zombies

[Epydemik]

katana, shark suit, a ****ton of ammo for whatever gun I can get my hands on, and hold up in a school... good security, high vantage points and many many choke points, and stairs... stairs are a necessity

[SaxiRAMPAGE]

Hold out at the Winchester pub until everything blows over DUH!! 8)

[NSAN3]

Hold out at the Winchester pub until everything blows over DUH!! 8)

very nice reference...hopefully zombies are that slow and dumb...even though they are already dumb...lets just hope they are super dumb and eat eachother...

[Ghostbusttyler]

Raid the local grocery store, pack anything of value/survival upstairs, destroy the staircase, play Left 4 Dead until the zombies are gone.


Hopefully Canadian zombies are polite, but I doubt it since my town is a ****hole filled with ***holes.

[CalDW19940]

Gather as many supplies as possible particularly food that doesn't spoil easily over a short time and either head towards the mountains and hills where the cold could freeze the undead or get a boat and stay out at sea as long as possible, even if zombies could survive underwater they can't fight the sea or swim up towards the boat :V

[SpiderManSkills]

Zombies: Horde from L4D (no hunters tanks or anything else)

1: Go to my closet and get all my swords. Then go to my nightstand and get all my pocket knives.
2: Go to pantry and get my food that doesn't expire for a while. And a few unhealthy snacks
3: Head outside and pick the right moment. When ready, I jump out and notice no zombies. I go to other places to start a survivor group. Not being smart, i open the first door and almost get attacked, but luckily survive and move on.
4: Find a group holding up in a gas station. Ask to join, accepted, finally have a survivor group
5: Go to Army depot to find any strong vehicle. Find a tank, and we all get in. Head West, and make it (the location.)
6: (The most rediculous,) try to get inside area 51. lol thats my survival plan/story
-Spidey