Zombie Survival Plan

[Olessius]

what about beer for a beverage? lol

Not a bad idea, actually. There's a lot of beer with both less alcohol and fewer calories, and when society's infrastructure has broken down and clean water becomes harder to find, sterilized beverages will be worth their weight in gold.

In fact, beer, or alcoholic beverages that were very similar to it, are believed to be some of the earliest items of foodstuff to be "cooked" by proto-humans. After all, the process sterilizes otherwise dangerous water (things die, live and **** in it, so it ain't exactly clean) and the process of fermentation is extremely simple. (Prison inmates, for example, often make booze simply by putting fruit in plastic bags, adding some water and then keeping the bags under a radiator until they've finished fermenting.)

[CalDW19940]

Even if a Zombie Apocalypse could happen it would most likely never get out of hand. If you follow the folklore of it you have to have some kind of blood contact with the zombie. So this leaves you getting close enough to one for that to happen. If it did happen it would have to be a coordinated biological warfare attack hitting major populated areas all at once across the globe. Even once this happens news will travel fast and people will start taking precautions. I could barricade myself up in my 4 story house (attic, 1st, 2nd, attic floors) and ride it out considering I would have food rations. What you say waiting it out wouldnt work? A zombie is rotting dead meat. How long will it really last until they deteriorate away? I'll tell you less than a week. Dont believe me throw a piece of steak outside in the sun and see what happens.

There are multiple versions of zombies, some do not feel the limitations of pain like humans do and do not tire and so can run for a long time and are incredibly strong, but if they aren;t cordinated to run then yeah they are slow and kinda not that bad. The thing is if it is able to walk around after death who's to say the rotting process still occurs? The thing still seems to need to eat and blood must be flowing somehow even if it is meant to be dead so will it truly rot?

[Impostah]

Even if a Zombie Apocalypse could happen it would most likely never get out of hand. If you follow the folklore of it you have to have some kind of blood contact with the zombie. So this leaves you getting close enough to one for that to happen. If it did happen it would have to be a coordinated biological warfare attack hitting major populated areas all at once across the globe. Even once this happens news will travel fast and people will start taking precautions. I could barricade myself up in my 4 story house (attic, 1st, 2nd, attic floors) and ride it out considering I would have food rations. What you say waiting it out wouldnt work? A zombie is rotting dead meat. How long will it really last until they deteriorate away? I'll tell you less than a week. Dont believe me throw a piece of steak outside in the sun and see what happens.

Yeah, It also depends which folklore you follow.

Sometimes it takes you to be within blood reach, Other times something simple as being cut or dying normally will ensure you turn. And yeah, Waiting it out wouldn't work. This is working under the idea that zombies act like a cut up steak. Which, the human body works differently then a steak. In the sun or not. Less then a week isn't going to happen.

Even in most zombie movies, The zombies are shown to have somewhat working blood flow. As when they are hit in most places, it produces bleeding as they were alive. And if they didn't have Some working bloodflow, their ankles would swell. Or would just pool.

But even then, they can still out wait you. If zombies were to happen, you'd have to worry about the idiots that would surely follow. Have all that nice food? There's bound to be looters. And with the looters, they will draw attention. Then the bunches thinking the world was ending, and would enjoy their last days, etc. The zombies by themselves could be handled, by the amount of crazy being brought on would more then likely help the spread.

Ahem.

There are multiple versions of zombies, some do not feel the limitations of pain like humans do and do not tire and so can run for a long time and are incredibly strong, but if they aren;t cordinated to run then yeah they are slow and kinda not that bad. The thing is if it is able to walk around after death who's to say the rotting process still occurs? The thing still seems to need to eat and blood must be flowing somehow even if it is meant to be dead so will it truly rot?

Also, this. The L4D zombies were the best so far, IMO. Humans infected with a rabies virus. Being able to feed on animals to live, or humans. If it was this type of zombie, or even way of infection. You'd be ****ed.

[Jsamp]

Im pretty sure I could wait it out in my house for a couple months. Would you like me to provide pics of my cabinets? I have enough canned food for at least 3 months. If I throw my woman to the zombies easily 6.

Oh and who ever mentioned beer I AM a home brewer.
This is one of my brews fermenting before I got a fermentation chamber...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gddhg...6&feature=plcp