Zombie Survival Plan

[EvilRandomFerret]

Lets hear it! Post your brief summary of your zombie survival plan, on your terms. It can be runners, ******** slow zombies, Resident Evil, whatever, I don't care. Just post how YOU would survive. Preferably. Or how you would die... And then everyone else can comment on your plan! After all, any plan can be improved with CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM(Which is rare on the internet)!

[Boa_Noah]

Slow Zombies, duh, anyways my plan is broken down into 10 parts for ease of understanding and saving time.

#1 - escape the city and head further north.
#2 - camp out at my cousins for a few months until it's winter.
#3 - pick up the shotgun from the gun range.
#4 - put several rounds into any frozen zombies I see (just for fun).
#5 - grab some stuff from my place and grab my boyfriend (unless he's a zombie, then I'm raiding the sock drawer).
#6 - maybe pick up some Tim Hortons (hot chocolate and donuts).
#7 - play some video games and look for a job.
#8 - check on the weather before a night of heavy drinking.
#9 - is it summer? take out the shotty and destroy some of the thawing ghoulies, maybe burn a crop or some infected.
#10 - probably hold out until the remaining infected have been eliminated properly and I can move back home without worry of returning undead.

P.S. - Canada ftw

[Aglassbucket]

First off:Slow Zombies 100%. No mutating zombies, boomers, hunters, lickers, or any other creatures that are ridiculous. Just your normal slow undead.

There are many things i'd have to take in to consideration. For example:Where am I when it happens? I live in Ohio but my boyfriend lives in Canada and I come here and visit him and will be moving here as well. So my location would make a difference. Regardless of what town/country i'm in, my location in said town also matters.

Am I home? The mall? Work? Grocery store?
My ultimate plan would really be:
1.Find a weapon, something sharp, a shotgun would be great if I could find one.
2.I'd need transportation, so, i'm taking a car.
3.I'd prefer not to have many people with me. I'd feel bad to leave friends and family behind but the more people the harder it would be to survive. I'd want to be with my boyfriend though.
4.Depending on how severe the outbreak is i'd need to find supplies. Weapons, ammo, medical supplies, and food.
5.In my town the best places would be Walmart or the Mall. Only problem is they'd probably be heavily crowded.
6.With my vehicle and supplies i'd need to find some place I could bunker down at night. Preferably a place that's higher up, locked doors, and has multiple ways out.
7.I don't live in a huge town back home but if there are places that are unaffected by the outbreak, i'd try leaving town to get to one of the unaffected areas.
8.Best thing i'd be able to do is keep watch of my ammo, supplies, aim for the head, run, and survive the best I can.

Best case scenario is i'd be here with my boyfriend on Vancouver Island and we'd hear about the outbreak right when it happens so we'd be a 100% prepared.

[hockeygirl777]

Guns and a machete /end plan

[EvilRandomFerret]

Slow Zombies, duh, anyways my plan is broken down into 10 parts for ease of understanding and saving time.

#1 - escape the city and head further north.
#2 - camp out at my cousins for a few months until it's winter.
#3 - pick up the shotgun from the gun range.
#4 - put several rounds into any frozen zombies I see (just for fun).
#5 - grab some stuff from my place and grab my boyfriend (unless he's a zombie, then I'm raiding the sock drawer).
#6 - maybe pick up some Tim Hortons (hot chocolate and donuts).
#7 - play some video games and look for a job.
#8 - check on the weather before a night of heavy drinking.
#9 - is it summer? take out the shotty and destroy some of the thawing ghoulies, maybe burn a crop or some infected.
#10 - probably hold out until the remaining infected have been eliminated properly and I can move back home without worry of returning undead.

P.S. - Canada ftw

GOOD PLAN! On top of the whole Zombies aren't winter-proof thing, CANADIAN zombies wouldn't eat you. Canadian zombies would AID you! Because Canadians are nice. To everyone. Except me. Canadians hate me. Anyways, plan is Ferret approved!

First off:Slow Zombies 100%. No mutating zombies, boomers, hunters, lickers, or any other creatures that are ridiculous. Just your normal slow undead.

There are many things i'd have to take in to consideration. For example:Where am I when it happens? I live in Ohio but my boyfriend lives in Canada and I come here and visit him and will be moving here as well. So my location would make a difference. Regardless of what town/country i'm in, my location in said town also matters.

Am I home? The mall? Work? Grocery store?
My ultimate plan would really be:
1.Find a weapon, something sharp, a shotgun would be great if I could find one.
2.I'd need transportation, so, i'm taking a car.
3.I'd prefer not to have many people with me. I'd feel bad to leave friends and family behind but the more people the harder it would be to survive. I'd want to be with my boyfriend though.
4.Depending on how severe the outbreak is i'd need to find supplies. Weapons, ammo, medical supplies, and food.
5.In my town the best places would be Walmart or the Mall. Only problem is they'd probably be heavily crowded.
6.With my vehicle and supplies i'd need to find some place I could bunker down at night. Preferably a place that's higher up, locked doors, and has multiple ways out.
7.I don't live in a huge town back home but if there are places that are unaffected by the outbreak, i'd try leaving town to get to one of the unaffected areas.
8.Best thing i'd be able to do is keep watch of my ammo, supplies, aim for the head, run, and survive the best I can.

Best case scenario is i'd be here with my boyfriend on Vancouver Island and we'd hear about the outbreak right when it happens so we'd be a 100% prepared.

The idea is that it IS a best case scenario. And your plan sounds like Left 4 Dead. Keep moving, keep weapons, keep together, keep finding piles of infinite ammo. I approve. Ferret approval. You should be honored! ^_^

Guns and a machete /end plan

So... One person has a bunch of guns and a machete? No building, supplies, ammo, or anything? So, your plan is to build an armory without ammo and then die? That's how I'm taking it. Very original.


My zombie plan involves me going to a prison. Considering the average prison's size, it has a low population density. Heavily fortified, weaponized, has huge supplies, most prisons can be self-sufficient, and sections can be sufficiently sealed off if needed. It could hold a fairly large colony of people. The ONLY problem with this would be if the government didn't evacuate the prisoners, but that is unlikely. Normally, prisons are pretty quickly evacuated in the off-chance of destructive events. This plan would be effecient for both walkers and runners, but sadly, not muties, the x-men, or those weird zombies that can use guns and kidnap the presidents daughter. Those are the worst kind. *shakes head*

[Aglassbucket]

GOOD PLAN! On top of the whole Zombies aren't winter-proof thing, CANADIAN zombies wouldn't eat you. Canadian zombies would AID you! Because Canadians are nice. To everyone. Except me. Canadians hate me. Anyways, plan is Ferret approved!






The idea is that it IS a best case scenario. And your plan sounds like Left 4 Dead. Keep moving, keep weapons, keep together, keep finding piles of infinite ammo. I approve. Ferret approval. You should be honored! ^_^





So... One person has a bunch of guns and a machete? No building, supplies, ammo, or anything? So, your plan is to build an armory without ammo and then die? That's how I'm taking it. Very original.


My zombie plan involves me going to a prison. Considering the average prison's size, it has a low population density. Heavily fortified, weaponized, has huge supplies, most prisons can be self-sufficient, and sections can be sufficiently sealed off if needed. It could hold a fairly large colony of people. The ONLY problem with this would be if the government didn't evacuate the prisoners, but that is unlikely. Normally, prisons are pretty quickly evacuated in the off-chance of destructive events. This plan would be effecient for both walkers and runners, but sadly, not muties, the x-men, or those weird zombies that can use guns and kidnap the presidents daughter. Those are the worst kind. *shakes head*

Yayy ferret approval. Well. I need to have 2 plans seeing as there is the possibility of me being in one of 2 locations! Best to be prepared.

Hm, prison is a good idea. Provided the prisoners are evacuated as you said. If they're there, maybe you can get lucky and make deals with them Dead Island style. You get the bucket seal of approval on this.


Ahhhh Ganados are not zombieees! Ganados and Majini are controlled by a virus but they're not undead and they won't feast on you. I suppose I can accept them being shoved into the zombie catogory seeing as it's filled with crazy mutated creatures already. @_@

Personally, i'd hate to see lickers or a nemesis creature stalking me around. I'd prefer to not die with some weird creatures tongue around my neck. I'd also prefer not to be chases through a town by some giant hulking creature who is incredibly strong.

[GloriousBastard]

Guns and a machete /end plan

Hahahahaha the truth that there is no better plan that the one that you have said your, I also would add a shotgun hehehehe xD PD: I sign with you the day that we have an invasion of zombies

[Epydemik]

katana, shark suit, a ****ton of ammo for whatever gun I can get my hands on, and hold up in a school... good security, high vantage points and many many choke points, and stairs... stairs are a necessity

[TheNayster]

Slow Zombies, duh, anyways my plan is broken down into 10 parts for ease of understanding and saving time.

#1 - escape the city and head further north.
#2 - camp out at my cousins for a few months until it's winter.
#3 - pick up the shotgun from the gun range.
#4 - put several rounds into any frozen zombies I see (just for fun).
#5 - grab some stuff from my place and grab my boyfriend (unless he's a zombie, then I'm raiding the sock drawer).
#6 - maybe pick up some Tim Hortons (hot chocolate and donuts).
#7 - play some video games and look for a job.
#8 - check on the weather before a night of heavy drinking.
#9 - is it summer? take out the shotty and destroy some of the thawing ghoulies, maybe burn a crop or some infected.
#10 - probably hold out until the remaining infected have been eliminated properly and I can move back home without worry of returning undead.

P.S. - Canada ftw

OMG you're amazing! I'd get a vehicle that can go off road hard core. I'd do everything you said... perhaps camp out at your cousins place. I don't know anyone way up North. You've read WWZ I'm assuming with the frozen Z's and what not. *sips a white hot chocolate w/ a chai tea bag from Timmys*

[Boa_Noah]

OMG you're amazing! I'd get a vehicle that can go off road hard core. I'd do everything you said... perhaps camp out at your cousins place. I don't know anyone way up North. You've read WWZ I'm assuming with the frozen Z's and what not. *sips a white hot chocolate w/ a chai tea bag from Timmys*

Both the Survival Guide and WWZ, great reads.