a. turn into snookie from jersey shore for the day
q. y did will wonka let snookie free from the factory
A: To get to the other side.
Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
A: a helping hand
Q:Why do woodchucks enjoy.....chucking unborn rotten eggs?
A: Because woodchucks are D****, everyone knows that.
Q: Why are woodchucks d****?
I am the force of lust, the force of pleasure, I baptize you in S****. The Resurrection.
A: they just are
Q: would u be my friend if i were ur complete opposite, and everything u hated
a. challenge accepted
Q. why the do vipers gota be so mean
A: cuz they be teething! ha
Q: what time does the world end?
A: Time is irrelevant, the world is already coming to an end. It will end Tomorrow(but don't quote me on that).
Q: Why does 'Merica have a morbid fascination of death?
I am the force of lust, the force of pleasure, I baptize you in S****. The Resurrection.
A: cuz everone eats small rodents
Q: why should i deserve to die?
PS: Sauron_1382 u have awesome grammar! ftw