The "Corrupt a Wish" Thread

[Comin_4_U]

Granted but he only does it once!

I wish everyone ate sushi, and enjoyed it

[kxizm]

I wish everyone ate sushi, and enjoyed it

Granted, but everyone is forced to eat fugu by back-alley chefs and die.

I wish I could play the new DLC and my wife could still play Journey

[Acedia]

Granted but the dlc lags your game badly and you wife plays in the middle of the night loudly.

I wish i could turn invisible at will.

[JackzBat]

Granted, however, you new ability destroys any common sense you once had, making so that you seldom ever choose to use your power in the correct situation.

I wish I could discover the Unifying Theory.

[KittySuprize]

Granted, however, you new ability destroys any common sense you once had, making so that you seldom ever choose to use your power in the correct situation.

I wish I could discover the Unifying Theory.

Granted, however, your discovery causes you to learn that the very existence of our universe is dependent on Justin Bieber maintaining his virginity, and thus, you sepend the rest of your life "****-blocking" Justin Bieber.

I wish that myself and Katee Sackhoff were the only two survivors of a Putty (of power rangers fame) apocalypse.

[kxizm]

I wish that myself and Katee Sackhoff were the only two survivors of a Putty (of power rangers fame) apocalypse.

Granted, but you never see each other since you're wandering around on opposite sides of the planet. You both die cold and alone.

I wish I could have foreseen this problem...

[centaureas]

Granted, but you never see each other since you're wandering around on opposite sides of the planet. You both die cold and alone.

I wish I could have foreseen this problem...

granted, but you get hit by a bus a second later

i wish i had an ulimited supply of churros and easter eggs

[LoDarkCloud]

granted, but you get hit by a bus a second later

i wish i had an ulimited supply of churros and easter eggs

Granted, but they are all moldy and smell up your house and the stench follows you forever.

I wish I could live forever

[Big_Ordeal]

I wish I could live forever

Granted. You live forever in a singularity in the middle of the Milky Way.

I wish the entire world was involved in a mech grand prix, in the likeness of Zoids or G Gundam.

[kxizm]

I wish I could live forever

Granted, but the freak experiment that allowed you to do so exploded and you were sent hurdling through space for all time. And you were SO BORED.

I wish my friends grouped up with me when I send them group invites



EDIT: We overlapped! lol I'll grant two wishes

I wish the entire world was involved in a mech grand prix, in the likeness of Zoids or G Gundam.

Granted, but the Earth is destroyed in doing so