The "Corrupt a Wish" Thread

[kxizm]

I wish I had super stretchy-ness.

Granted, but you just kinda melt down into the earth and are lost.

I wish they hadn't had to shut off the water main on my street tonight. I was planning on taking a bath tonight.

[centaureas]

Granted, but you just kinda melt down into the earth and are lost.

I wish they hadn't had to shut off the water main on my street tonight. I was planning on taking a bath tonight.

granted but the water contains a deadly virus

i wish i had so much money i could scratch my balls all day without any worries

[kxizm]

i wish i had so much money i could scratch my balls all day without any worries

Granted, but your balls drop off and then you start to worry.

I wish I'd put my contacts in today instead of wearing my glasses.

[PokemonNerd13]

Granted, but those contacts have been tampered with and you can only see the world of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

I wish I was decent in my art class.

[LoDarkCloud]

Granted, but those contacts have been tampered with and you can only see the world of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

I wish I was decent in my art class.

Granted, but your decent Pokemon art still fails to impress anyone.

I wish I had a Rack City Chick.

[Big_Ordeal]

I wish I had a Rack City Chick.

Granted. That's already pretty corrupt.

I wish ground control never lost contact with Major Tom.

[ShortDaddyT]

Granted. That's already pretty corrupt.

I wish ground control never lost contact with Major Tom.

Granted. But David Bowie never writes another song after "Space Oddity"

I wish Steve Carell never left The Office

[Comin_4_U]

granted but everybody else left...so it was just Steve Carell

i wish everyone on this site had rabies!

[Nuwk]

Granted, but your assets have been frozen by the law, pending investigation.

I wish could play guitar like Dave Mustaine

Granted, but after 24 hours your fingers become pickles.

I wish that I was able to kill anyone by just thinking about it.

[Big_Ordeal]

granted but everybody else left...so it was just Steve Carell

i wish everyone on this site had rabies!

Granted, on the condition that they were all teleported to where you live once they hit the more feral stages of rabies.

I wish the previous poster would have granted the wish above.