The "Corrupt a Wish" Thread

[Comin_4_U]

Granted, you cease to exist, no luck shall affect you

I wish I had a 12 inch pianist

Granted, if only he had a piano.

I wish i had another wish.

[Olessius]

Granted but I stole it and got two wishes
I wish the next update has:

1. Ambiko or dual desparados and kingmakers.

2. The ability to equip 2 or more mods.

3. Make the vents and trampolines a color other than red on the mini map. (it's hard to tell if its a enemy or a vent or trampoline)

4. Give you 2 impact grenades, pipe bombs, and trap in the boxes.

5. Allow players to create custom matches.

6. Allow more players than 6 v 6 preferably 10 up to 32 per team.

7. Give beter prize boxes and kill streaks.

8. A map with lots of buildings that you can go in.

If you agree or have something to add please reply to this thread so I can tell the company that i'm not the only one who wants these things. Thanks! Look up the original thread to reply.

and my second wish is that nobody corrupts my first wish.

Seriously?

You actually managed to go off-topic IN Off-Topic. Nice job.

I wish that the wish above mine be stricken from the collective memory of all those who have posted in this thread, or will do so in the future.

[Hellothar]

Seriously?

You actually managed to go off-topic IN Off-Topic. Nice job.

I wish that the wish above mine be stricken from the collective memory of all those who have posted in this thread, or will do so in the future.

Granted but they get remembering medicine that makes them remember again. I wish I had a million wishes.

[batboy1983]

Granted but they get remembering medicine that makes them remember again. I wish I had a million wishes.

Granted but none of them will come true.

I wish the forums could go back to the way they used to be.

[Brain4splatter]

Granted but none of them will come true.

I wish the forums could go back to the way they used to be.

Granted, then you gather twenty infractions after yelling at all the flamers and "pew" "pew" this is OP posters and get banned for life.

I wish I had the power of creation.

[Hellothar]

Granted, then you gather twenty infractions after yelling at all the flamers and "pew" "pew" this is OP posters and get banned for life.

I wish I had the power of creation.

Granted but your being alive prevents you from creating anything. I wish I could have superstrength and invincibility and eternal youth!

[Freeze_Myzer]

Granted but your being alive prevents you from creating anything. I wish I could have superstrength and invincibility and eternal youth!

granted but unfortunately you are microscopic in size. I wish that I could manifest things with my mind.

[Hellothar]

granted but unfortunately you are microscopic in size. I wish that I could manifest things with my mind.

Granted but you can't due to a train crash that brings you to be a superhero with radioactive powers. Only the radioactivity kills you. I wish I could wish I could wish I could wish I could wish I could wish I could wish I could wish I could wish I could wish I could wish I could wish I could wish I could wish.

[DREAM_USER]

Granted but you can't due to a train crash that brings you to be a superhero with radioactive powers. Only the radioactivity kills you. I wish I could wish I could wish I could wish I could wish I could wish I could wish I could wish I could wish I could wish I could wish I could wish I could wish I could wish.

Granted, but that repetition of 'I wish I could wish' is stuck in your head, you were driven mad by wanting to wish so much, that is the single thought that goes through your mind.

I wish I could spawn chickens.

[LoDarkCloud]

Granted, but that repetition of 'I wish I could wish' is stuck in your head, you were driven mad by wanting to wish so much, that is the single thought that goes through your mind.

I wish I could spawn chickens.

Granted, but its a extremely small rubber chicken only you can see and it has a 12 year cool down period.

I wish I had the money to continue my Xbox Live Membership.