The "Corrupt a Wish" Thread

[Big_Ordeal]

I wish my friends grouped up with me when I send them group invites

Granted, but your friends happen to be gerbils. That's some odd company you keep.

I wish I could grant my own wish.

[Big_Ordeal]

I wish I could grant my own wish.

Granted, but I fail at corrupting my wish and I disappoint myself.

I wish I wasn't so disappointed in myself.

[JackzBat]

Granted, but I fail at corrupting my wish and I disappoint myself.

I wish I wasn't so disappointed in myself.

Granted! You're slightly less dissappointed in yourself.

I wish chess was more popular.

[kxizm]

I wish chess was more popular.

Granted, but everyone takes it too seriously and act like huge D-bags about it.

My wife wishes her plants weren't dying

[LoDarkCloud]

Granted, but everyone takes it too seriously and act like huge D-bags about it.

My wife wishes her plants weren't dying

Granted, they are completely dead.

I wish his wifes plants would come back to life.

[JackzBat]

Granted, they are completely dead.

I wish his wifes plants would come back to life.

Granted! The plants come back to life, but they are plant zombies, they bite kxizm and his wife, who in turn bite their neighbors...congrats on starting the zombie apocalypse f-tardo!

I wish I had a a fully loaded auto shotgun with a 50-round drum.

[kxizm]

Granted! The plants come back to life, but they are plant zombies, they bite kxizm and his wife, who in turn bite their neighbors...congrats on starting the zombie apocalypse f-tardo!

woohoo!!!! i wished for a zombie apocolypse before too!!

I wish I had a a fully loaded auto shotgun with a 50-round drum.

Granted, but it's loaded with my wifes zombie flowers.

I wish i knew what an FADC combo was.
EDIT: i figured it out - focus attack dash cancel combo

new wish! - I wish I could do an FADC combo

[crymzen]

Corrupt a wish foundation? awesome!

[JackzBat]

woohoo!!!! i wished for a zombie apocolypse before too!!



Granted, but it's loaded with my wifes zombie flowers.

I wish i knew what an FADC combo was.
EDIT: i figured it out - focus attack dash cancel combo

new wish! - I wish I could do an FADC combo

New Wish Granted, you hit Crymzen for breaking the game. But your cancel is double effective, which also cancels your dash, allowing Cryman to break you too.

I wish I was the CEO of the afformentioned Corrupt a wish foundation.

[LoDarkCloud]

New Wish Granted, you hit Crymzen for breaking the game. But your cancel is double effective, which also cancels your dash, allowing Cryman to break you too.

I wish I was the CEO of the afformentioned Corrupt a wish foundation.

Granted, but thousands of terminally ill children storm your house and harvest your organs for corrupting their wishes.

I wish could meet Harleen Quinzel