The "Corrupt a Wish" Thread

[kxizm]

I wish I had X-ray Vision.

Granted, but you can't turn it off, so not only can you not appreciate it as I think you wanted to, but you give everyone horribly painful cancer.

I wish the website I'm working on wasn't running on two different servers...

[Comin_4_U]

I wish the website I'm working on wasn't running on two different servers...

Granted, but ur one server crashes every second, literally.

I wish i had the power to freeze time.

[blueknite]

Grante...

I wish war would stop

[kxizm]

I wish i had the power to freeze time.

granted, but you can't get it to thaw.

I wish I was 1/2 cm shorter

[Big_Ordeal]

I wish I was 1/2 cm shorter

Granted. The pre-frontal lobe of your brain is effectively 1/2 cm shorter horizontally, effectively giving you a lobotomy.

I wish for tree-fiddy.

[LoDarkCloud]

Granted. The pre-frontal lobe of your brain is effectively 1/2 cm shorter horizontally, effectively giving you a lobotomy.

I wish for tree-fiddy.

Granted, you are now the Loch Ness Monster and therefore don't exist.

I wish I had started this thread.

[JackzBat]

Granted! That and $3.00 gets you a cup of coffee.

I wish I could turn lead into gold.

[LoDarkCloud]

Grante...

I wish war would stop

Granted, the world just ended.

I wish I could get a cup of coffee for 2 dollars.

[Comin_4_U]

Granted, but you have to pay with the gold equivalent of 2 dollars

i wish i could play bass like a beast!

[Big_Ordeal]

i wish i could play bass like a beast!

Granted. You play bass guitar with the skill of a wild animal which, as luck would have it, would be awful.

I wish I had super stretchy-ness.